One Liners



Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises!
Be ye fishers of men. you catch them - He'll clean them.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.