Friday, March 30, 2007

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ....... therapy

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16 Comments:

Blogger Allegra said...

Oh my gosh, that is great!!!!! Thanks for sharing it!

Fri Mar 30, 05:56:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Hannahlee said...

Tehe, that's hilarous! Esp. 18 and the last one, too. :D Lol!

Fri Mar 30, 06:24:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Crystal Soldier said...

I love it!! Especially that last one, and the ATM one. That's SO something I would do!

Fri Mar 30, 07:01:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Beth said...

read it b4, but it is very funny!

Fri Mar 30, 07:46:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous McFarnell said...

Funny. See you tomorrow!

Fri Mar 30, 09:32:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Chris McCarthy said...

Thats raelly cool, in accordance with the prophecy.

Sat Mar 31, 07:25:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Josh said...

I dont use an atm yet but I would do that. If I worked in an office I would do #5 and give everyone a buzz. lol

Sat Mar 31, 09:53:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Jane said...

I really wanna go to the zoo now! And the diet water one is great too.

Sat Mar 31, 02:02:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUNNY ESPESIALLY FOR SOMEONE THAT RARELY THINKS THEY ARE

Mon Apr 02, 10:10:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Crystal Soldier said...

Doing great...staying busy...having fun. That's me right now! How've you been lately?

Wed Apr 04, 09:55:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious!! I laughed so hard. Where did you get all that from?
J.B.

Wed Apr 04, 04:19:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sooo funny. Can I post it on my blog? I don't think the people who read your blog read mine.

Wed Apr 04, 04:49:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Matthew Farnell (McFarnell) said...

Hi Josh, I have music practice and other stuff Saturday, so won't be able to make paint balling. Thanks for the invite anyway! It was great fun skiing last weekend...wasn't it just a perfect evening for it? Fresh snow, almost a full moon, not crowded.

See ya later.

Thu Apr 05, 06:43:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Josh said...

It was nice up there at timberline.

Anon you can copy it. I copied it also..

Thu Apr 05, 09:49:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks. I think it would be so fun to try some of those things. The reactions would be great.

Thu Apr 05, 01:41:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Nichi said...

loved it. was hilarious.

Tue May 08, 09:55:00 AM PDT  

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